Why I Tossed My Favorite Tasting Crackers In The Trash...
How Swapping Out Keto-Friendly Alternatives For My Favorite Comfort Foods Helped Rescue My Health, Family & Marriage
(And Led To The Discovery Of The Crispy, Crunchy, Cheesy "Miracle Cracker" That's BETTER Than All The Rest)...
PLUS: The 3 Ingredient "Hacks" That Can Help Any Snacker or Dieter Who Wants A Leaner, Healthier Body...
Discover How I Fought Back WITHOUT Sacrificing Flavor... And How You Can Too!
- Swap your high-carb & gluten-laden crackers for these nourishing crunchy bites...
- Gorge on irresistible, protein-rich, light-carb cheesy bites that help promote healthy blood sugar levels...
- Supports weight-management, a healthy metabolism, and digestive health —all while giving you the most nutritional bang for your buck compared to conventional store-bought snacks...
- THREE mouth-watering flavors including crunchy cheddar, spicy ranch (YUM!), and the delicious salty-sweet kettle-corn (OMG!)...
- Say goodbye to store-bought snacks full of artificial preservatives and additives—for good...
- These keto-friendly treats are grain-free, gluten-free, keto AND kid-friendly...
Dear friend,
If you love a good cracker as much as I do...
You're probably mindful of your health, so you think they're a decent, reasonably healthy snack.
Not exactly sliced-cucumbers level of healthy...
But the 'all-natural', whole-grain versions are WAY better for you than chips...
Right?
Not so fast.
What most people don't understand is this:
We live in a world where millions of people now have become hyper-sensitive to certain ingredients found inside today's over-the-counter snacks and crackers...
I found out the hard way, when my body rejected 3 of the most common ones you'll discover below.
However...
It's not all doom and gloom when it comes to your favorite crunchy bites.
Because you're about to discover how my body transformation journey led to the creation of this new miracle cracker...
Helping me renew my mind, body and spirit ...
Simply by making tiny tweaks to my regular diet...
Which is another reason I created these new, savory, cheesy snacks bursting with flavor...
So make sure you keep reading.
There's nothing I would love more than for you to experience amazing life changes like I did...
Because Once You Start Replacing Unhealthy Snacks With Keto-Friendly Alternatives, Like My Little Crispy Miracle Below, Your Body & Health Will "Love You", Just Like Mine Does...
That's why I'm "over-the-moon" excited about sharing my latest discovery... It's the most amazing tasting cracker I've ever tried, it's keto-friendly, contains 7-9 grams of protein per serving, and full of clean, healthy ingredients...
Let me show you the proof.
Hi there! I'm Amy Lacey...
I'm a proud wife and momma...
A passionate health nut and founder of Cali'foods...
And although I'm blessed with an amazing family and successful business...
Back in 2012, I hit rock bottom.
You see, my physical and mental health was so bad...
I honestly thought about ending my own life.
I'll never forget how desperate I was...
It was at my lowest point ever.
It's embarrassing to even talk about...
Then, one night I decided this is it.
I secretly pulled out my life insurance policy...
I started skimming through it page by page...
I wanted to make 100% sure my family would get the money after I was gone.
How did I end up in this dark place?
- Childhood trauma.
- Unresolved emotional pain.
- Chronic stress.
All this led to an extremely unhealthy mind and body...
Which eventually manifested into three different types of autoimmune diseases:
Lupus, connective tissue disorder and Sjögren's syndrome.
My Life and Health Were Plummeting
At A Frightening Speed
My mental health took a hit...
And it was getting worse by the day.
The depression... the chronic pain... the mental and physical stress...
Caused me to gain 48 pounds.
On top of that...
All the stress forced me into early menopause—at the age of 40.
And as if that wasn't bad enough...
My husband and I hit a rough patch.
I stopped being able to take care of my kids.
And sure enough...
I was on a fast track to lose my family.
My primary care doctor and gynecologist put me on three different medications...
It seemed like the side effects only made the weight-gain... the joint pain... and the depression worse.
Little did I know at the time...
He was merely treating the symptoms—instead of the root cause.
Then one day, by a stroke of luck, and God's grace...
I met the ONE person who would change everything...
How This Biochemist & World-Class Dietician Sent Me On A Quest That Would Transform My Life (and the lives of thousands) Forever...
His name was Robb Wolf, and I met him at a Crossfit gym down the street from my house.
My husband Jim and I used to workout there, but then I got sick.
I overheard a few people talking about how smart he was, so I decided to meet with him...
It was the best decision I've ever made in my life.
Robb was the ONLY one who said anything about trying to get to the ROOT CAUSE...
He recommended I start by eliminating carb-laden, high-processed foods.
Until I met Robb, I didn't realize my lifestyle and eating habits we're internally irritating my body...
My doctors never even mentioned a word about it!
What Robb said next was simple—yet crystal-clear...
If I was truly serious about getting my health back...
If I wanted to save my marriage... my family... and my life.
A complete overhaul of my diet was necessary.
Eliminating certain foods and ingredients was my only hope.
He said going grain-free and gluten-free with lighter carbs was my ticket...
Robb let me know...
This was the smartest way to see if eating a low-carb, keto-friendly diet with higher protein would help me look and feel better...
But the thought of eating my meals all alone...
And drifting away from my family even further...
Was nothing short of terrifying.
So...
To regain SOME sense of normal life...
I started looking for a way to make healthy tweaks to our diet.
But my husband and kids would often notice the changes in flavors and textures.
I was on a quest to make this way of eating work, so I kept digging... searching... researching...
Until I finally noticed an emerging pattern.
There was one veggie that kept popping up as a low-carb, low-calorie, gluten-free substitute...
For grains, wheat, flour, rice and potatoes:
The humble cauliflower.
But There Was
One Big Problem...
I HATED cauliflower.
I thought it was smelly...
Nasty...
And the most foul-tasting veggie known to humankind.
But I was determined to get healthy...
While enjoying good food with my loved ones.
So, I put my apron on and started cookin'!
Through trial and error...
MANY long nights spent slaving away in my kitchen...
I nailed down mouth-watering recipes for gluten-free, grain-free, ultra-light carb pizza, lasagna, and even flatbreads.
And they were delish!
My kids loved 'em.
My husband loved 'em.
Simply by learning how to make healthy and delicious tasting versions of everyone's favorite comfort foods...
My New Lifestyle Helped Me Get Lean, Fit & Healthy—All While My Confidence and Sanity Were Finally Restored...
It was, by far, the best investment I've ever made...
For my family… for me… and now for everyone!
Because getting healthy and strong lit a fire in my heart.
I was so excited I couldn't contain myself.
Everywhere we went, people noticed how healthy I looked, and it made me want to help others look and feel as amazing as I did...
So, I became a certified health coach.
Throwing healthy happy hours for my clients...
And sharing my healthy bites with them...
It brought me a so much joy...
I would show up at family parties with dishes to pass...
Everyone was HOOKED on the amazing flavors of my new diet discovery.
People kept saying...
"Amy, what are you waiting for! You need to share these with everyone."
And voilà...
Several months later Cali'foods was born!
In 2015, our local California stores picked us up.
In 2016, we went online.
But NOTHING could've prepared me for what came next...
How My Client's Amazing Results Took The Internet By Storm
In 2017, a story of one of my clients went viral...
And so did my small kitchen-run business.
See, Jessee Baldwin found that spark of life again and completely transformed her body...
It was all thanks to a defining moment in her life when her day when her daughter said softly through her tears...
It was a heart-wrenching moment for Jessee...
After years of trying every weight loss program under the sun...
She was finally at her end.
The dieting roller coaster had left Jessee feeling hopeless.
She was about to throw in the towel, and give up...
That's when Jessee reached out to me for help...
To show her and her family some love, we sent them 7 months' worth of our goodies...
We became friends, stayed in touch afterwards, and she started taking my advice.
She started exercising and eating a keto-friendly diet...
Once Jessee was introduced to the Cali'foods low-carb, keto-friendly mission, her body and life completely transformed!
Simply by swapping out carb-laden, ultra-processed foods, and grocery-store snacks...
And replacing them with recipes, foods, and ingredients that nourished her body...
The same type of keto-friendly, pizza crust and flat bread we create here at Cali'foods.
Including the tasty, crunchy alternative cracker I'll share with you in a minute...
That packs an explosive, flavorful punch...
It's literally like angels dancing on your tongue...
WITHOUT any of the sketchy stuff you'll find in the majority of mainstream snacks.
But first...
I have a confession to make.
How My #1 Diet Weakness Forced Me To Create This Keto Cracker Alternative
Just because I chose a healthy lifestyle...
Doesn't mean I don't crave a good snack every so often!
It's one of my biggest weaknesses.
And let me tell you...
I LOVE me some crackers.
(Especially the ones chock full of cheesy goodness!)
Now, you may be thinking:
"Could be worse. At least they're healthier than potato chips!"
But here's the thing:
Most of the time, they're really NOT.
Even when you see healthy label claims I recommend proceeding with caution.
Many claims are often misleading.
Beware of label loopholes allowing food companies to hide unhealthy fillers and chemicals inside your favorite crackers and snacks...
And there are three standouts I knew I needed to watch out for...
Eliminating these 3 ingredients was one of the most intelligent decisions I've EVER made...
Just take a look at these nutrition facts label below...
Straight from a box of crackers from a famous Big Food brand.
What's Cracking With Our
Favorite Crackers?
Heck, the same amount of plain ole white rice has HALF of that!
Pair that with a ridiculously low fiber content...
It's easy to see why I wanted to create something better.
Something higher in fiber and protein...
Something that was lower-carb and keto-friendly...
After my first go-round when I started Cali'foods I knew there were certain ingredients I wanted to avoid at all costs...
Here Are The 3 Commonly Used Ingredients I Forbid To Be Inside My New Crispy, Crunchy, Miracle Cracker...
By now, you're probably wondering...
What exactly are these 3 so-called "healthy" ingredients found in many of today's mainstream snacks and crackers...
Take a look at the ingredient list below...
Let me quickly summarize them for you...
Once I realized how my body responded when eating these ingredients...
I was bound and determined to come up with a healthier alternative that tastes even better than today's most popular brands...
So I pulled out my trusted Cali'food blueprint...
The same one I used when I created my famous pizza crusts and flatbreads...
3 Ingredient Hacks I Used To Create The Cleanest, Low-Carb, Keto-Friendly, Most Delicious Cracker You'll Ever Taste
The very first hack was removing refined, white flour and replacing with nutrient rich almond flour...
I knew it was more blood-sugar friendly and much more nutrient rich...
Cracker Ingredient Hack #1
Swap White Flour For Almond Flour
When I met Robb, he encouraged me to start focusing on replacing foods high in Omega-6 fatty acids, with Omega-3 fatty acids...
That, in turn, let to my second ingredient swap...
Replacing high-heat processed corn, soybean, palm, and canola oil with Mediterranean Liquid Gold: olive oil...
Cracker Ingredient Hack #2
Swap Ultra-Processed
Vegetable Oil For Olive Oil
Finally, my last swap was making sure we used REAL cheese...
Which means REAL cheese flavor...
REAL cheese quality...
And wholesome nutrition...
Cracker Ingredient Hack #3
Swap Preservative Based Cheese
For Real Cheddar Cheese
Once we perfected our Cali'foods Cheddar Cheese Blend our base ingredients were complete...
Now I just had to make sure we covered a few more bases...
- Adequate protein...
- Crispiness...
- And crunch.
Keep reading because you're about ready to see how the 3 final ingredients we added accomplished this goal… and then some!
So ask yourself this question:
What If You Could Indulge In Your
Most-Intense Snack Cravings Knowing
That Every Mouth-Watering Bite Was Supporting A Healthy Lifestyle & Weight-Management?
Picture this...
You come home after a long day at work...
Or it's the end of a long day of the kids running you ragged...
Dinner is over...
You kick your feet up to watch your favorite TV show...
But like usual, now you're in the mood for
something crunchy...
Something salty... and cheesy...
Or maybe you've got a bit of a sweet tooth...
But instead of trying to fight it...
You pop open a bag of crispy, crunchy and yummy goodness...
And when the bag is gone—NO GUILT!
Because it helps NOURISH you...
I'm talking about a clean, unbelievably tasty, packed-with-protein, keto snack that's so healthy you won't believe it's actually good for you...
And since it's made with REAL, clean,
nutritious ingredients—without my 3 forbidden ingredients we just talked about...
You'll be excited to give them to your
kids or grandkids...
Yet it tastes sooooo good even the pickiest eaters love it so much, they ask for it by name every time they come to your house...
While giving you, and everyone else who enjoy them, the nutrients we all need to thrive!
One that checks ALL the boxes...
All inside a little bite sized square that packs a flavor punch so powerful your mouth will water every time you take a bite...
Introducing...
The Crispy, Crunchy, Cheesy Miracle Cracker That's Healthier, Tastier & Better
Than All The Rest
After my company had success sharing our gluten-free pizza crusts and flatbreads with the world...
I became obsessed with overcoming my #1 food weakness...
A weakness I knew millions of other people, just like me, struggled with day after day...
Of course, I'm talking about snacking!
Whether it's late at night like me...
Or nibbling on something between meals (I get that sometimes too!) ...
I knew my family, and so many others, needed a healthier snacking alternative.
Folks like you and I can indulge in...
With ZERO guilt.
So, I went on another mission to help solve this huge problem...
I put my apron on and got to work...
Creating the perfect, palatable, portable snack...
I figured if I followed my original pizza crust, flatbread type of formula it wouldn't be nearly as hard as the first time...
Turns out...
Making a healthy, crunchy, cracker that people would crave every night was NO easy task, because...
There were two non-negotiables...
- Non-negotiable #1: They had to taste unbelievably amazing...
I'm talking like wayyyyy better than the cheddar fish, the little cheesy square-bites, and the animal shapes you see on your grocery store shelves.
- Non-negotiable #2: They had to be ultra-healthy...
Using the same high-quality, keto-friendly standards I've upheld for years now with Cali'foods...
I refused to cut corners with cheap, low-grade, unhealthy ingredients.
First few batches were a trainwreck had to be thrown out...
Luckily, I'd been down this road before when I first developed my pizza crust recipe, so I wasn't surprised.
As we worked through the second few batches together, they started to taste a bit crunchier... cheesier... we were almost there...
Until we finally nailed it...
See, I put my heart and soul into these bites...
I made 100% sure...
And all the proof is inside the crackers!
But first, I still had to pass the REAL test.
The kid test.
I knew the recipe was kid-friendly...
It was our typical Friday night family game night...
While the Cali'foods pizza was cooking in the oven, I put out 2 brown paper bags...
I was curious what would happen...
Of course, they asked...
"What are these?"
"Just try em'." I responded.
Then... I sat by and watched what happened.
The smile on my face kept getting bigger and bigger...
That was the moment of truth.
And my crackers passed the test!
Here's How Our "Clean Crackers" Support The Low-Carb Keto Lifestyle & A Healthy Weight—All While Making Your Taste Buds Dance.
Here's the thing...
You're simply NOT going to find a healthier, better-tasting cracker out there.
Big talk, right?
But I can back it up.
You see, the secret is...
There's NO secret.
We eliminated the toxic, unhealthy ingredients found in most crackers...
And use only real, authentic, fresh, simple ingredients...
Bake 'em gently...
Preserving their nutritional value...
Rich flavor...
Perfect crunch...
And a full-bodied mouthfeel...
That leaves an amazing aftertaste and creaminess on your tongue.
Munch Your Way To Guilt-Free Snacking With These Nourishing Keto Cracker Ingredients
Now, don't get me wrong:
Crackers without lots of sugar, carbs, and preservatives are already 10 levels above most mass-produced brands.
But finding crackers that support ketosis...
AND taste amazing?
That's something you want to stock up on!
I specifically handpicked these CLEAN, keto-based, low-carb ingredients for their ability to support our Cali'foods healthy lifestyle.
When gently combined and baked...
They create a nutritional powerhouse that caters to our Cali'foods mission of helping thousands get lean, fit, and healthy...
While tasting so lip-smackingly good ...
You'll want to be gobbling 'em down daily!
Here they are...
6 Clean, NON-Processed, Low-Carb, Keto-Friendly Ingredients That Helped Me Create This Amazing Tasting, Crispy, Crunchy, Cheesy, Miracle-Cracker...
When you make our protein-filled, keto-friendly, low-carb crackers part of your lifestyle...
You'll be giving your kids and grandkids
healthy nutrients, fiber and protein...
WITHOUT
- Gluten
- Soy
- Grains
- GMO ingredients
- Preservatives
- Artificial colors
I'm sure by now you can sense my passion...
And considering I founded this company, and created this amazing tasting miracle cracker solution...
You probably think I'm biased.
And you'd be right!
So, don't take my word for it...
Are We Liked & Do Our Products Really Work?
Find Out For Yourself...
"I failed at so many diets in the past because of all the restrictions and the tasteless foods I'd have to endure.
Thankfully Cali'foods has created delicious and tasty treats to help me stay on course...
Not only are the products delicious, but they are also healthy and help keep my body in a state of ketosis! If you are in need of delicious, healthy foods I sincerely recommend giving Cali'foods a try."
LEGENIA BEARDEN
"For a total snack monster like me... These were God sent!! A miracle cracker, if you will. Seriously, these taste just better than the big brands... And they're WAY more macro-friendly! Can't get enough of them!"
Sarah, Austin
"I've been looking for a light-carb, protein-filled snack that actually tastes good forever. There's a huge selection of sweet stuff, like protein bars, out there... But nobody does the salty, spicy snacks like Cali'foods peeps do!"
Jonathan, Raleigh
"Me and my wife love our movie nights...
And a nice movie night snack to go with it!
But finding clean snacks that are not full of fillers or unhealthy ingredients is SO hard...
Finding Cali'foods has been HUGE for us!"
"When I saw my GF snacking on cauliflower crackers, I thought: "Oh man. Another overpriced rabbit food! But these are all kinds of awesome, and not expensive at all... Especially when you look at the ingredient list. I even served them with a dip when I had the guys over for a UFC fight. Nobody noticed they were made with cauliflower!"
Luke, Sandusky
"My son was recently diagnosed with ADD, so we were on the lookout for clean snacks without added junk. Turns out, easier said than done! The little guy was fed up with sliced apples and PB. Thank goodness we discovered these. He loves them."
Nadia, New Jersey
"My health journey started in 2014 when I started going to the doctor because my joints started aching, and I didn't feel well.
For years I tried Western medicines, most of which made me feel worse.
I heard about Keto, and while researching recipes and products, I came across Cali'foods on social media.
By April of 2019 I had lost 25 pounds using a keto-friendly diet and and my husband had lost 50 pounds.
Since then it has been a staple in our house!"
ERIN
"YUM! These will knock your socks off... And they go great with Pepper Jack, Brie or my fave... Aged Cheddar!"
Now that you've seen all the real-life examples...
- How eating Cali'foods and using an elimination diet helped me lose 48 pounds...
- How it helped my brain fog and depression...
- How it reunited my family from and save them from losing their momma...
- How our Cali'foods lifestyle is helping transform the bodies and health of other regular folks just like you..
- How we NEVER skimp on quality with our ingredients...
We know how effective eating our foods and snacks can be, and our mission is to help YOU revitalize your body and restore your health...
While helping you look and feel your best, but...
How Do We Stack Up To The Big Food Conglomerates?
Just like stepping on the scale—the nutrition facts don't lie.
Let's look at a label from one of our main competitors...
And compare their nutrition facts to ours.
Make sure you pay close attention to the NET carbs...
These are the carbs that increase blood sugar and spike insulin...
Cali'foods Crackers is clearly superior when it comes to nutritional quality...
And don't be misled by the same number of calories.
As you can clearly see — our competitors' crackers have:
- Over 2X more total carbs
- 400-500% more net carbs
- Less than 1g of dietary fiber
- Less than HALF the protein
Let's summarize why we're
BETTER than the rest...
How & When You Can Enjoy Our
Guilt-Free Keto Crackers...
Cali'foods Crackers are anytime, anywhere healthy grab-and-go snacks...
Perfect for a midday pick-me-up...
Midnight munchies....
Movie nights...
Long-haul flights (no more terrible airplane food!)...
Cross-country road trips...
Or as a nutritious pre or post-workout bite.
BUT the fun doesn't stop there!
- Pair them with MORE cheese for even more deliciousness...
- Add them to your fancy charcuterie board...
- Top them with nut butter, bacon bits, smoked salmon or cream cheese...
- Dip them in hummus, guac, queso or hearty spinach & artichoke dip...
- Crush them and use them as bread crumbs for cooking and baking...
- Sprinkle them atop your casseroles for extra crunch...
Use them as a sidekick to your soup...
To thicken your stew or chili...
Or use the Kettle-Corn flavor as cheesecake crust.
YUM!
Do what works for you.
The world is your oyster!
Come to think of it...
Serve them with smoked oysters....
And a good drizzle of hot sauce!
Let's Recap...
OUR CRACKERS ARE...
- Grain-free
- Gluten-free
- Vegetarian-friendly
- Light-Carbs
- Keto-friendly
- Soy-free
- Rich in Fiber
- Packed with Protein
- Non-GMO ingredients
- Without artificial colors, fillers or preservatives
- Guilt-free
- Shipped FAST
- Manufactured in USA
- Knock-your-socks-off amazing taste!
All This Keto-Friendly, Protein Packed Goodness Is Now Available In 3 Irresistible, Highly Addictive Flavors
Our classic cheddar flavor is a true crowd-pleaser.
This delicious, pure cheddary yumminess will have you coming back for more ...
And more!
With just the right balance of saltiness, tang and robustness...
This is a guilt-free snack you can indulge in— to your heart's content.
Big. Brave. Bold.
If you are a lover of well-seasoned, hearty snacks...
You'll LOVE our Spicy Ranch flavor!
Brace yourself!
Each bite packs HEAPS of zest, umami...
And just the right amount of heat!
Delightfully sweet with a subtle salty aftertaste...
Our Kettle Corn crackers are the best of both worlds...
It's like a little taste of nostalgia right inside every bag.
Take a trip down memory lane...
While munching on this old-fashioned flavored snack...
With a healthy modern twist.
Why Choose Only One, When You Mix & Match All 3 Flavors Any Way You Want?
It's Time To Indulge In Your Most Intense Cheesy, Crunchy, Salty, Sweet Cravings—100% GUILT FREE!
Some days you crave something savory...
Others something spicy...
And sometimes you just need a little something ...
When that sweet tooth hits!
But who says you have to choose?
If you think you'll have to spend a FORTUNE to get our specialty crackers...
Rest assured — you won't.
In fact...
Cali'foods Crackers cost competes with similar-sized bags of well-known brands at the grocery store!
WITHOUT the junk.
How is this possible?
It's simple: because when we put this special page online, we cut out the middleman (distributors and grocery stores) ...
And pass on the savings directly to you.
This means you get to enjoy all 3 exquisite flavors of the world's healthiest cracker...
Plus all the nutritious goodness — protein, fiber, minerals, and nourishing olive oil...
In each handful.
Don't Risk Missing Out...
Here's Why You Should Grab Your Protein Packed Keto Crackers Today.
Ever since these crackers hit our warehouse, we've been scrambling...
Keeping up with the demand has been almost impossible.
For a small business owner like myself...
This has been incredibly flattering AND frustrating at the same time.
Am I grateful folks have recognized the quality and love put in these bites?
You bet!
But it also saddens me having to say "NO" ...
To all the good people out there...
Who just want something yummy and nourishing to snack on...
Or send their kids to school with!
But my small team and I refuse to compromise on quality...
Which is why...
Our Crackers Are Manufactured In The
USA, Baked In Small Batches With
Lots of Love & Care...
Right here in our family-owned facility in California...
Another reason why we sell out so fast?
Supply chain shortages across the country.
Getting high-quality ingredients—the only kind we use—is NOT easy nowadays.
Our customers know this...
And they're happy to snap up our crackers in large quantities...
So we end up selling out even faster!
So if you're serious about nourishing your body...
With our wholesome snacks...
Here's My Heart-Felt Advice...
Stock up on these crackers today so you don't miss out.
And don't worry:
You can buy in bulk without fear of them going bad...
Because each bag is vacuum-sealed to lock in freshness—and has a 6-month shelf life.
(Not that they'll last you that long!)
Plus, buying in bulks saves you time, money and stress down the line.
And also...
You're covered by my 100% Happiness Guarantee...
(More on that in a second!)
So there's literally ZERO risk in you ordering your batch right now!
Or you could walk away...
And Then You Could Come Back Full Of Excitement—Only To Realize We're Completely SOLD OUT!
This happens all the time to some of our customers already:
They were scrolling merrily — gently down the screen...
Bookmarked this page for later...
And when they finally felt ready to make the purchase...
They found all flavors were gone...
And it sometimes takes us WEEKS to restock...
(Especially in this crazy economy and supply chain crisis!)
And also...
Although we're doing our best not to give in...
Since Inflation Continues To Rear Its Ugly Head... Prices Can Skyrocket Overnight Without Any Notice!
With energy and fuel prices skyrocketing...
Inflation and looming recession...
The lack of available truckers to transport the fresh ingredients to our facility...
And extreme drought here in California...
(2020-2022 was the driest period on record!)
We'll likely be forced to raise our prices.
Meaning...
This might be the LAST TIME you'll be able to snap these babies up at the discounted current price.
EVERY Order Is Fully Backed By Our 100% Money-Back HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
To prove to you we do things differently here at Cali'foods, and show you that we pride ourselves on two things; integrity and quality...
I'm willing to put my money where my mouth is.
Meaning...
EVERY ORDER is covered by our 60-Day Money-Back Happiness Guarantee.
If you're taste buds are not over-the-moon HAPPY when our crackers hit your lips...
If you're not pleasantly SURPRISED at the texture...
The flavor... the crunch...
And all the other healthy nutrition found inside each tantalizing bite...
And if you're not so SURPRISED at the flavor explosion that you want to share the word about them...
With your family, friends, neighbors, and fellow snackers from the office.
You get a full refund within 60 days of your order.
- No questions asked.
- No hassle.
- No hard feelings.
Either you're head-over-heels in love with these scrumptious bites...
Or you get all of your money back.
Choose your flavor package below, and start crunching and munching your way to guilt-free, fat-loss friendly, cheesy goodness...
Here's What To Do Next...
Step 1: Choose your package option below. You can choose between 6, 12 and 18 bags. The more you buy the more you save!
Step 2: Next, click on Choose Your Flavors button to select your flavor choices on the screen and then complete your order.
Step 3: In 4-5 business days, your Cali'foods Crackers will be delivered.
Pop open a bag, grab yourself a cracker (or two)...
Remember, the more you buy, the more you save!
Here are your flavor choices one more time...
Cheddar Cheese, Spicy Ranch, and Kettle Corn...
I suggest you try them all and stock up once you figure out which one you like best!
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Once you get a taste, you'll be hooked...
Order some now, and I promise it will become you and your family's favorite protein-rich, keto-friendly snack for months to come!
You might even be our next success story, just like Jimmy Rowe!
"When I started using Cali'foods products I initially lost 20 pounds in the first 6 weeks!" —JIMMY ROWE
Jimmy Rowe
Imagine being an athlete your entire life, then getting injured so badly you can't live a normal, active life...
One surgery leads to another...
Next thing you know, six surgeries later, you're almost 100 lbs overweight, depressed, and frustrated.
That's exactly what happened to Jimmy Rowe.
Along his journey, Jimmy tried many different diets...
He would lose 10-15 pounds, but would end up gaining it all back.
"I went to the doctor in August 2020 and my weight was at a number I couldn't believe. I did not use a scale at home because I never wanted to believe it. But when I saw how much I weighed, I told the doctor that I would lose 100 lbs in 1 year."
The doctor encouraged Jimmy and suggested he try a low-carb lifestyle.
This seemed very challenging to Jimmy because he loved bread, chips, crackers, fried food, and pizza.
Until he discovered Cali'foods.
Ever since he got his first taste of the crackers, he was hooked (his favorite is the classic cheddar).
"I don't even feel like I'm on a diet."
In the first 6 weeks of tweaking his lifestyle, while eating Cali'foods, he lost 20 lbs. Then he kept losing 10 lbs a month after that.
As his weight dropped, his joints and ankles finally started to feel good enough to walk again.
He started with a quarter of a mile a day...
And now Jimmy walks 5 miles a day.
He's now lost 70 lbs in total since his journey with Cali'foods began.
His family is so proud of him for losing all that weight, but more importantly...
He feels more confident and happy—without the drag of feeling limited because he's "on a diet".
So if you want to lose weight like Jimmy...
Without feeling like you're on a diet...
Grab your keto-friendly, carb-friendly, protein-packed, fiber rich crackers today before we run out (again!)...
Who knows...
It could be the best decision of your life!
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GOT QUESTIONS?
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1. Can you walk me through your 100% Happiness Guarantee again?
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2. Why do your crackers cost more than store-bought ones?
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3. I'm a celiac. Are these crackers really gluten-free?
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4. Who are Cali'foods Crackers for?
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5. Are Cali'foods Crackers kid-friendly?
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6. When will my order arrive?
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7. Are Cali'foods crackers made with real cheese?
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